Pokemon Meme thingy

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Rules:

Go to Pokemon Randomizer:  Generator

1 - Switch to All Regions

2 - Switch to 1 

3 - Only one Pokemon per question
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1) This Pokemon is your best friend.
Kangaskhan

Strong, badass, protective... Everything I need, bro.

2) This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion.
Diggersby

Well, he doesn't look impressed at all... :I

3) This Pokemon is your partner in a science project.
Ninjask

I don't think it'll be very helpful, tbh.

4) This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you.
Scatterbug

HAH, well good fucking luck, pal. I'll step on you.

5) This Pokemon is your Ex.
Heliolisk

Wow, why did I ever let this hunk go?

6) This Pokemon is your boyfriend.
Walrein

Answer: OBVIOUSLY because this HOT PIECE OF ASS is better!

7) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment.
Dusknoir

I do not approve of this.

8) This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake.
Timburr

Motherfucking asshole.
9) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Slowpoke

S-slowpoke-senpai???? *SUGOIBLUSHU* _{murder me}

10) This Pokemon punched your mom.
Lairon

You look like a cockroach with an identity crisis, you rude little fucker.

11) This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes.
Manectric

Anyone with such fabulous hair deserve fabulous shoes.

12) This Pokemon died by your hands.
Trapinch

Well, it looked evil.

13) This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life.
Kyogre

Does this mean I'm finally one of the cool kids????

14) This Pokemon is your loving pet.
Altaria

Yes, this is my precious Cloudbird.

15) This Pokemon is your Dentist.
Happiny

Why do I get the feeling this bastard will just give me more cavities?
16) This Pokemon is what you dream about every day.
Mesprit

It sure looks like something one would see while hallucinating.

17) This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Vanillish

Rest in peace, you delicious monstrocity. It took a while to eat you, but it was worth it!

I TAG EVERYONE!!!